Snowman humor !

* What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
* What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
* Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
* How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
* What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
* How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !



* How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
* How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
* What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
* What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
* What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly sauce!
* What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
* What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!

* What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
* What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
* What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
* What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
* What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!




* What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!
* What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
* What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!
* Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a “Snow"-bank!
* Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island!
* Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr!
* What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !