WARNING FOR ALL WOMAN !!

Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE: -An Alert for women!!!!
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> You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
> removed by black-market organ thieves.
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> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to
> sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
> replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and
> what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my
> thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
> jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
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> My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
> match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my
> new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
> original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
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> Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing
> my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro
> with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body
> was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
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> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck,
> I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
> coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -
> stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something
> 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
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> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
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> WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
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> Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they
> were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had
> just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
> waistband.
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> Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with
> a joy filled heart.
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> P.S.
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> These same thieves come in my closet and shrunk my clothes! How do they do
> THAT????
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