To burn or not to burn !

Today I find myself facing the same dilemma that woman over the centuries have battled!
The quest to find the perfect BRA !
Woman from the dawn of time have searched for that perfect over the shoulder boulder holder .

In the beginning woman had to use what they could find ,I'm sure shells in their day fill the bill just fine. But how would it look under your favorite blouse ? It never did catch on .

Then as time went on someone thought it would be a good idea to use these beauties.I don't know about you, but I wouldn't treasure the thought of putting my girls into a broken nut held together with string. Of course the support must be fabulous !
As we became more advanced ,a more improved model came forward .

This style looked like you could ware them into battle ,causing our enemies fatal wounds .Watch it you could poke an eye out with that thing !
As the years have past,our favorite undergarment became more obscure,and our need for comfort and support have become great.

This style I believe was made to help hold them up .The spikes would grab your shirt and keep them from dropping down .
Unfortunately this became a problem when dating ,the kiss good night was a bit painful for the new boyfriend.
Then I have found that some of the newer styles were a great asset when dieting .

This model has storage space for your chocolate stash,so you can keep your fix close to your heart.
The only side effect to the secret stash is you have to eat it quick before it melts,or make sure you stay away from pastels colors . It will be hard to explain the dark spots.
As usual we can never stick to our diets more then a short while so then we end up shopping for a larger size . I knew I shouldn't of had that last candy bar!

After all we have struggled and searched for, as usual we could fall back to the ever faithful and always recommend way to hold them up .

There is always someone around to offer their helping hand.
Now I can see why woman wanted to burn these bad boys,I'm sure the freedom was satisfying .
Maybe some day someone will come up with something that doesn't,poke you in the side ,keeps them where they belong and doesn't leave a dent in your shoulder so your purse doesn't slip off.
The search goes on !!